Thursday, March 22, 2012

What's the prognosis?

     A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
     That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He said to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asked, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response…
So the husband moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeated, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response…
     Next he moved into the dining room where he was about 20 feet from his wife and asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again no response…
     So, he walked up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinnnnnner?" Again there is no response…
So, he walked right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
     "Ralph, she said, "For the FIFTH time I’m telling you its CHICKEN!" 

Monday, March 19, 2012

THE TRUTH!

  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

Hard Work

H+A+R+D+W+O+ R+K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

Knowledge

K+N+O+W+L+E+ D+G+E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

Love

L+O+V+E

12+15+22+5 = 54%

Luck

L+U+C+K

12+21+3+11 = 47%

most of us think this is the most important ??? )

Then what makes 100% ?

Is it Money ? .. NO ! ! !

M+O+N+E+Y

13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

Leadership ? .... NO ! ! !

L+E+A+D+E+R+ S+H+I+P

12+5+1+4+5+18+ 19+9+16 = 89%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.

To go to the top,

to that 100% ,

what we really need to go further... a bit more...

ATTITUDE

A+T+T+I+T+U+ D+E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.

Friday, March 16, 2012

That's business...!

DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
SON: No
DAD: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
SON: Then Ok.
DAD GOES TO BILL GATES....
DAD: I want your daughter to marry my son.
BILL GATES: No
DAD: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
BILL GATES: Then Ok.
DAD GOES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK....
DAD: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
PRESIDENT:No
DAD: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
PRESIDENT: Then OK

Thursday, March 15, 2012

An Elderly Man!

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “They’re not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving…now what do we tell them for Christmas?” 


Sunday, March 4, 2012

Tiny Frogs!

Dear All

The story about 
the tiny frogs….   
Life’s lesson
No. 1










There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,...
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… who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.


A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants...
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The race began...
          Honestly:
No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!!
They will NEVER make it to the top."
or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
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The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...
... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...
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The crowd continued to yell
"It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
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More tiny frogs got tired and gave up...
...But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...
This one wouldn’t give up!

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At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top!
THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?
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A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal?
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It turned out...
That the winner was DEAF!!!!

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The wisdom of this story is:
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Never listen to other people’s tendencies to be
negative or pessimistic...
…cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you. The ones you have in your heart!


Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:




ALWAYS be…

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POSITIVE!

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And above all:

que estes bien

Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU can not fulfil YOUR dreams!
Always think:
I can do this!

ART OF DECEPTIVE PHOTOGRAPHY!


Chinese photographic artist Li Wei creates images of himself and his friends being thrown off buildings, dangling from bridges and hanging off cars, all in the name of art.
 
Li's photos can take up to six months to set up and involve huge crews  organizing props such as smoke, mirrors, wires and cranes. After the photographs are taken the father of one removes traces of the wires with a computer. 
   
Li, from Beijing, said: "One of the most difficult and expensive shots was where myself and 12 people were flying behind a car and we had to use a lot of cranes to keep us all suspended" 



"My favourite photograph features my daughter holding some helium balloons and I am standing on them in mid air. It was lovely working with my daughter and the photo represents my feelings," he said




The 40 year old has been producing works since 1999 and has made tens of thousands of pounds from his photographs. He said: "I like to achieve the impossible. I have hurtled to the earth like a meteorite and flown through the air. My pictures show the unstable, there's a lot of danger and I love to create that feeling in my work"


"Some of the images can be really complex and take up to six months to put together whereas some are very simple and can be planned in a sketch and shot immediately"




"The images can involve me getting battered around a bit - most times I will pick up an injury from the stunt wires, one time I got my head stuck in a pane of smashed glass"


"It can be dangerous, but I like to ride that line, to me it's worth it to defy gravity or fly through the air," he said


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His work has been featured on popular wesites




Don't try this at home, particularly if - like performance artist Li Wei - you live in a tower block




These amazing photographs are not montages and do not involve any computer trickery




he relies on his own acrobatic skills, honed from years of martial arts training




The pictures feature Wei suspended in a string of impossible situations at locations across Hong Kong and China




...and floating mid-air with a bunch of friends perched on his back




"Sometimes I am in real danger - I have to hang myself high with steel wires and people do get a little worried for me - but I am fine"


We can't help wondering whether it might not be easier - and safer - to use Photoshop