Wednesday, October 25, 2017


 
High Telephone Bill!



The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

House Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones...

*savage af*


Tuesday, July 7, 2015

A Preacher and a Little Boy

A preacher    

was walking down the street when he

notices a little boy 
trying to ring the doorbell but it's
just out of his reach. He watches his efforts for some
time and walks over to press the bell. After he pressed
it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?"
to which the boy turned and shouted,

"NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE THEY HAVE A KILLER DOG!”


Monday, December 8, 2014

Make Others Think You Have a Girlfriend! :')

Some lucky few of guys have girlfriends...


But what if they are alone??


No worries! All they need is their right hand :)


...Lots of Light make up...




...red nail polish...


Tadaaa! Here is the new loving girlfriend <3













Sweet Revenge??




Dancing like the car belong to her father... Or for sure she is very angry with car owner.. :')

Friday, June 6, 2014

Disgusting but true! Hahahahahhaha



A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
a full length mirror.
 
This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet
paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts.  "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.  The
wife stops.  "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the
years?"

The husband shrugs.  "Why not, it worked for your bums, didn't
it?"

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Just to refresh ur mind!


Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?



bcoz it means...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.