a full length mirror.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet
paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The
wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your bums, didn't