A man goes into a bar with his dog. He orders a drink and while he's waiting, the dog starts talking to the patrons.
Dog: "Hey there! Did you know that my owner here is a lawyer? He's the best in town!"
The bartender and the other customers are astonished.
Bartender: "Wow, that's incredible! How did your owner become such a great lawyer?"
Dog: "Well, it all started when he realized he could bill clients for just listening to them!"
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