Monday, February 20, 2012

Some funny animal jokes!! OK, I know they're silly but you gotta laugh!! ;-)

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.


Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.


Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.


Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange mama laid.


Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.


Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.


Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.


Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone. 

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