Don't tempt a woman!!

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.
The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?'

The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!'
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how
was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?' She asked.
'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!'
'Oh, that' she said
'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it
is a girl !!!'

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously
intelligent!